Cheater, cheater monkey eater,
Swinging from branches high on the trees
You came down to watch and see,
full of arrogance and pride
insolent is what your are.

Cheater, cheater monkey eater,
Insults and threats don't bother you
You are not afflicted by what others
think you do.

Swinging high or swinging low,
You don't take time to think,
to ponder on the things that you
have plunder. You just take all that you want
And you don't care who comes to harm.

You say you love her but you don't
Your only love is you alone,
Concern for you is all you got
You don't even love your cat.

Cheater, cheater monkey eater
Go ahead and have your world of fun,
Take all you want, take it and run
But you better not look back
Or you will see what has been chasing you
from the day you stood by her side and said, "I do."

If you ever catch a glimpse,
you will wet your pants with fear
for what is drawing very near.

Cheater, cheater monkey eater,
You are on the menu
a tasty mursel for worms and bugs
Into the ground, deep into her bosom
you are drawn.