| View Blog
|
| PTO Moms and Other Crazy Bitches.....
|
|
|
 Hey, it's me Abby Normal again! Abby is being faced with a weird problem that seems to come up in Abby's life alot. WOMEN. Abby,being one of them, finds it odd that women have been a big pain in Abby's ass since about BIRTH!!! In school you have the I'm too Stuck up for Words chicks,the I'm a big BITCH and I'll crush you like an ant chicks, and the ever popular I'll Smile and be your Friend to Your Face and then I Can't Wait to Stab you in the Back and maybe Screw Your Boyfriend in the Process chicks!! Yeah, gotta love it....or not. What Abby came to realize as she got older was these "chicks" in school don't get any freakin' better as they age and become,gulp, WOMEN!!!! YIKES!!! And this is never more vivid than in the PTO. What is the matter with some women? Power tripping all over the place,ass kissing until they have chapped lips,bullying and bulldozing their way through life..OMG!!! It gives ol' Abby a freakin' headache!!
Now here is the clincher..these crazy bitches become MOMS!!! Sweet Jesus. And these kids become carbon copies of their MOMS who are CRAZY PTO BITCHES!!!! There is some saving grace to all of this, sometimes we as daughters want to distance ourselves from our mothers and then go in the opposite direction! YAY! That's all Abby can hope for in this life for the next generations.Rock on-this is the gospel according to Abby!!!! |
|
Posted by abbynormal on 2008-05-05 10:41:21 | Rating: | Views: 172
|
| |
|
|
