Thoughts.com Blogs - Stranded in Some Place

If you were left stranded on a remote, uninhabited island with nothing but your

clothes on, what would you do? I've got an answer for that. You first have to

go to the nearest computer and email your friend to bring you a phone. Once

you get the phone, call your parents to come and pick you up. While waiting,

watch some tv and go to the nearest hotel resort and relax. Its going to take

a long time for your parents to come and pick you up so you have to go and

have fun at the Wal-Mart in town. Get some new clothes and buy a PS3 and a

copy of Halo 3 and Guitar Hero 3. Get some friends to come over to your house

near the resort so they can enjoy the games with you. Throw a party. You will

still have a lot of time before your parents arrive so you can find a girlfriend and

get married. When your parents show up, drop everything and leave with them.

Life on an uninhabited, remote island can be such a stress so you will have to see

a psychiatrist after you've been rescued.