How to make writer the struggling christian:
Ingredients:
a dash of laughter here and there
2 cups of sadness
sprinkle of abuse (preferably verbal, but any will do)
a jar of frowns
half a heart
1 1/2 cups of hate
a pinch of love
Mix all ingredients together in a bowl. Pour into pan. Shake pan, do not let it mold on it's own, Turn oven on high, make sure it burns. As you take out of the pan, watch and see, for there will be an angel, and my that my friend is me. For while being made and molded I cried for help from the lord, saying "help me I can't take no more"
He looked down upon me from sweet heaven above and said, "child of mine do not worry, for you will be just fine, for your recipe calls for a pinch of love.
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