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I got this in an email and thought it was pretty cute
Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on her pillow.
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Posted by Whitters on 2007-10-25 07:30:25 | Rating: | Views: 136
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LOL! I just re-read it... funny stuff!
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Posted by Whitters
on 2007-10-25 07:48:45
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LMAO, I have tears in my eyes! So very true!
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Posted by Rajah1116
on 2007-10-25 08:16:24
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OMG!
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PEE MYSELF!
:o)
cheers!
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Posted by badlydrawnstickman
on 2007-10-25 10:26:52
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLO.....YOU HIT IT HONEY, RIGHT ON THE HEAD (NO PUN INTENDED)! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH I NEEDED IT.
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Posted by bookgirl
on 2007-10-25 10:36:08
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I had to re-check who posted this..For a moment I thought it might be my wife..
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Posted by Wayne
on 2007-10-26 07:31:19
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LMAO THAT IS SOOOOO TRUE....XO
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Posted by olp76
on 2007-10-26 13:21:36
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I got this in an email too!!
Funny funny stuff. hehe :-)
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Posted by HornyLittlePoker
on 2007-10-26 22:37:46
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Its sooo very true !! Ha Men , Ya gotta love'em : )
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Posted by forlife
on 2007-10-27 08:24:58
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