**Warning: Blog may contain some unpleasantries. Read at your own risk**
As I woke up this morning my senses were bombarded with scent. I've been up since 3:15 am and I don't know if my nose is working over time or what - but I can seriously smell everything. So below I'm going to list the things that you DO NOT want to smell first thing in the am. Some of them I smelled today and some I just know, I don't want to smell them at all - regardless of the time of day. I'm sure some if not most of you will agree with me.
First I'll start with what I did smell:
- Shirt that's been in the washer too long but got dried anyway. (You know the smell, dont pretend you dont)
- Doritos (sorry folks, that's not my choice of a breakfast food I really want to smell)
- Morning breath
- Vomit (woke up to my dog puking)
- Onions/onion breath (a fire breathing onion breathed coworker made her lovely appearance in my office just a min ago)
- A stanky bathroom (someone's tummy is obviously upset)
- B.O also known as body odor (it's called SOAP and DEODORANT people, use it, learn it, love it)
For things I hate the smell of:
- Baby poop
- Sour milk
- Tar
- Brussell Sprouts
- Broccoli
- Rancid Meat
- Dead Animals
- Skunk
- Sweaty feet
- Vomit (human vomit)
- CK ONE perfume
- The smell Juicy Fruit gives your breath
- Black Licorice
I'm sure there's more but for the life of me, the only thing I am smelling right now is the gloriousness (not a word but it is now) of my cup of coffe that awaits another sense... taste. So I'm goin to get to drinking it before it gets cold and then I'm forced to create a list of things I don't like the taste of.
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