MonicaSpeaks was challenged by Brockavitch and Monica's question was, "Whats your most embarassing moment". I have an answer for this. I can't say it's the MOST embarassing but for the life of me at the moment I can't think of one that stands out for me anymore than this one does.
My most embarassing moment... one that sticks out stems from when I was 13. I was sitting on my boyfriends lap, his name was Chris Ivey and he was so much better looking than I was - aaah I digress.
Anyway, we were sitting out in the courtyard of our apartments surrounded by our friends and we were telling stories and someone told one so funny that I laughed so hard a fart came out. I didn't even feel it coming, otherwise obviously I would have 'squelched' it. No it came out with ease and LOUD. It took me a second to realize it was me and all of a sudden my precious cute little shit head boyfriend, screamed "OH MY GOD YOU JUST FARTED ON ME". I was like, "Who did?" He yelled again (like everyone didn't hear him the first freaking time"..."YOU DID!" and proceeded to push me off his lap, onto the grass where upon landing...yes you guessed it, I farted again.
For the rest of the week everyone called me Queffney instead of Whitney. It wasn't until I was 18 before I knew what a 'queef' was and by NO means was that a 'queff' that I did on Chris Ivey... it was a bonafied fart.
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