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Well today for lunch I did something I should NOT have done, yet I did it anyway. Why you ask? Well because I'm an idiot from time to time, that's why.
I had lunch with my ex-brother in law. My husbands sisters ex husband (sounds like one of those, my sisters, friends, cousins, neighbor sort of story huh?) anyway... asked me to go to lunch with him. I of course took my best friend with me - because #1 I'm not an idiot and #2 because I am an idiot and accepted the invite. Hey it was free food (don't judge me).
My exbrother in law has hit on me in the past... when I say HIT ON I mean, tried to grope me in front of my husband. Needless to say things on that side have been a bit tense. My husband isn't/didn't take into consideration that my ex-bil (brother in law) was half drunk and sleep walking. I figure it was a wrong move on my ex-bil's part but it was a mistake.
Anyway - he invited me out to lunch like I stated before and while we were there he made all these lewd comments about my tits, my friends tits, anal sex -etc. I sat there a bit uncomfortable because this guy is pretty crude and vulgar, but he's hilarious and hurt due to the divorce. So I thought, give him the benefit of the doubt. All was well, minus the tit comments etc... and he started to calm down and talk about how hurt he was, how hard dating was, how much his kids miss their mother...etc. I softened up a little bit. Check comes - he pays. I thank him, my friend thanks him we get up to leave.
In the parking lot, I go to give him a hug no big deal. My friend goes to hug him and he grabs a handful of her butt and squeezes. She jumps back and he starts to slap her on her ass! I'm standing there like WHAT THE @#$#! He's like a guy with ass slapping turrets. He's laughing, she's jumping out of the way as his hand keeps aiming for her rump... I'm dragging her and telling him that's enough, enough, ENOUGH. I drag her to the car.
That's what I get for going when I shouldn't have gone. I just got an email from him saying, "I had forgotten how much fun you two were! We will have to do it again sometime and make it a habit". In my head I'm like yeah friggin right buddy - but I replied back with, Sounds good.
I'm such a fibber.
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Posted by Whitters on 2007-11-14 13:08:42 | Rating: | Views: 100
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Are you curious?
Just wondering?
E.
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Posted by Diva_Girl_Ellie
on 2007-11-14 14:23:58
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Ooo, I'm more concerned what your BF has to say about this...Did she know before hand...No, wonder why he has a hard time datin', with actions like that...Geez...I would have freakin' give him the 'SweetChin Music' a.k.a superkick to the chin... :O
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Posted by olp76
on 2007-11-14 14:25:11
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Am I curious about what?
My best friend was like, YOU OWE ME! She knew what he was like though before we went.
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Posted by Whitters
on 2007-11-14 14:54:07
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Psst, I think she wants to know if you're Bi...
Ooo okay...that is good, no wonder why she's your BF...I really hope the lunch was worth it... :P
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Posted by olp76
on 2007-11-14 16:19:35
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Some guys are such jerks. Maybe you can give him to a Dominatrix and she can teach him to sit , stay and be a good boy ! >;-)
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Posted by Jaded_Rose
on 2007-11-14 17:10:17
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"We will have to do it again sometime and make it a habit" What the? After the way he behaved! More like you'll have to make him a broken habit! Unbelievable!
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Posted by kaos264
on 2007-11-14 19:01:07
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Men can be such pigs! And why is this chick asking you if your curious? Whit, are you not telling us something? LOL
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Posted by Rajah1116
on 2007-11-15 07:46:10
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LOL I dont know if she's asking me if I'm bi-curious or what... who knows, she hasn't answered the question.
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Posted by Whitters
on 2007-11-15 09:51:06
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Neither have you. It may not be part of your story but now I'm curious of your answer to the question. Ever wanna get down with a girl?
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Posted by SomewhatAnonymous
on 2008-01-05 03:10:47
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