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That pretty much sums up our waiter at Black Eyed Pea. Uggh the guy is disgusting in appearance but he is a damn good server. Know's what we want to eat before we have to tell him, but he is so dirty.
Here is a brief description of him:
He is about 6'4 and thick. Football thick. He has a mop of shiney black hair that seems to always have one side sticking up. I say shiney and I don't mean Pantene shiney healthy hair, I mean stuck his head in a big vat of oil and let it sit. He'd leave an oil mark on a wall if he leaned on it (I'm not kidding or exaggerating). He has these beedy black eyes and a nose that is too big for his face. His teeth are the color of honey (literally), he has 3 big gaps on the left side of his mouth. His nails are clean (for the most part) but his skin has a permanent layer of dirt on it (or that's how it looks anyway). He has HUGE feet, one of them tends to drag behind him a little when he walks. He often likes to talk about how he doesn't have any problem getting dates,it makes me wonder if he dates men or women - he has a flamboyant side to him that makes you wonder which side of the fence he plays on. He has body odor, and spits a little when he talks. He also listens to bits and pieces of our conversation and adds his little tid bits here and there.
We actually stopped requesting him for a while, he made a comment about kids. How he couldn't stand them and actually could understand and sympathize with Andrea Yates (mother here in Texas who drowned her 4 kids in the bathtub). He said that he would have done the same thing, but not because he was crazy, but because he hates them. Being the mother of a 2 year old you can probably understand how that would rub me the wrong way. Yet the service we recieved when we went back and requested someone else was horrible. So we went back to Him.
Why do we keep on asking for him when we go to Black Eyed Pea? Well he is good - he's just gross. |
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Posted by Whitters on 2007-12-28 14:37:39 | Rating: | Views: 78
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Ewwww....I couldn't deal with a smelly person who hates kids bringing me food....ewwwwww!
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Posted by Rajah1116
on 2007-12-28 15:01:46
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I am dying here! I can just imagine this person.
Whatever you do, don't order the fried food...never know where the grease comes from!
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Posted by blairstreetgirl
on 2007-12-28 15:36:33
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Andrea Yates...I know who you are talkin' about. I watched that on 'City Confidental' or 'Cold Case Files'...Didn't she get off, cause she was post trauma depression...
Makes me sad...
I'm sorry for the waiter experience, and wonders why he works there...Personal waiter comments especially like that one, should be kept to himself...
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Posted by olp76
on 2007-12-29 07:44:08
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