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I have learned...
On the ride into work this morning I was thinking about a few things.  First let me say that I was thinking so much that I missed a couple of land marks that I typically notice.  It wasn't until I exited the freeway that I was like, Hey when did I pass up Passions Cabaret, when did I pass up that 24 hour bookstore with the huge gay pride flag flying?  Aaaah being lost in thought made me miss the things I notice on a regular basis - thankfully I also missed hitting anyone else on the road.  

So onto the things I've learned, some of you might say DUH but seriously... here goes.
  • If you come up behind a pick up truck loaded down with stuff, cardboard boxes, old engines, laddders, strips of metal, insulation - odds are you're going to be going at least 15 miles UNDER the speed limit.  Let me help you out by giving you a bit of advice.  Should you happen to come upon one of these trucks, do us all a favor and go around them.  They will only cause your blood pressure to rise and for you to find the need to honk your horn uncontrollably.

  • If you are driving down the road 'tra-la-la" and you come upon a van that is multi-colored (not by choice) odds are they don't have insurance and will crowd into your lane until you honk at them scaring the driver into their own lane.  Please note that you will have to repeat this process a few times before you are actually able to get far away enough from this driver that you can laugh at the poor sap that is now going through what you just did.

  • People are invisible in their cars.  It doesn't matter if you're picking your nose, putting on make up, singing into your hair brush - no one can see you.  Yes, you are in fact invisible.  Don't mind me or any other curious on lookers staring - we can't see you.  Continue to do what you do while I silently giggle that I too will soon be doing that too - after all I'm invisible.
So far that's what I've learned this morning.  The morning is still young - I wonder what I'll learn later on.

Posted by Whitters on 2008-01-03 08:25:33 | Rating: n/a | Views: 77


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Posted by
Mamacita925
on 2008-01-03 09:02:37
 
You're crazy!!! lol..made me laugh I needed that
Thanks Whit
 
 

Posted by
LadiLucifer
on 2008-01-03 09:05:08
 
Hahaha! I love catching people pick their noses. IT ALWAYS HAPPENS! Ewww where do the wipe it?... yuuuccckkkk.
 
 

Posted by
Whitters
on 2008-01-03 09:08:17
 
You're welcome Mamacita! I'm still giggling from it too!!

Ladi - most people roll their boogars between their fingers. Maybe once you roll them so many times they disappear? Who knows??
 
 

Posted by
LadiLucifer
on 2008-01-03 09:21:05
 
Hahah Pick it, Roll it and Flick it! OMGosh...
 
 

Posted by
Whitters
on 2008-01-03 09:25:58
 
Exactly!
 
 

Posted by
Mandie142
on 2008-01-03 12:38:51
 
Ha! I love these! Especially the one about the multi-colored van. Ha, ha! I also like to see the random nosepicker...however, I always point & laugh. I must have special powers to see that. :)
 
 

Posted by
MAK
on 2008-01-07 21:23:53
 
lol, I never have my eyes open when I'm in the car. Don't worry, people, I can't drive yet! Only 14, and still scared to death at the thought of driving!!!
 
 


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