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ER on 2008-03-31 11:18:19 |
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Tripping people with your crutches... that is so Whitney of you! Next you need to unplug those little scooter things that people ride around the store so that the battery ends up dying on them in the middle of an isle. It's a trip seeing them sit there freaking out because their cart isn't moving, but beeping.
Good times.
So glad your knee isn't too jacked up.
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Mother! Mother! I Am Sick! Call the Doctore Very Q on 2008-03-31 11:09:10 |
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So I guess the mosquito is still in there?
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Explicit Content on 2008-03-31 08:56:35 |
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Damn - that's a lot of sex for one night. LOL right on.
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Ohhh Boy has it been that long? on 2008-03-28 11:48:58 |
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LOL @ yet.
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Cant shake it on 2008-03-28 11:14:22 |
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Bow down bitches! LOL juuuuuuuuuuuust messin wit cha
*how'd you like my ghetto typin just now? Pretty snazzy, huh?*
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Circles on 2008-03-28 10:47:10 |
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If I were a dude or bi - I'd totally boink you til you couldn't walk ;O)~
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Circles on 2008-03-28 10:42:27 |
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Some people just plain suck.
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Mamacita925 on 2008-03-28 10:31:03 |
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You know there comes a time in everyone's life when we have to put on our big girl panties and wear them. Maybe your panties aren't as big as some - but how old are you? This blog is totally juvenile and uncalled for.
Yeah some feathers got ruffled with your blog about fat people - it's insulting. MAYBE your parenting techniques shouldn't have been called into play, but making a blog about Mamacita specifically is just even more uncalled for.
I think it's time to grow up and realize that everyone is different. You, me, Mamacita - everyone.
I personally think Mamacita is a beatiful person, inside and out... she got upset and rightfully so, your blog was hurtful, this however takes the cake.
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You cut me to the quick on 2008-03-27 15:35:46 |
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Well done. I found myself laughing through this entire blog.
Well written.
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This will make more sense to military people... on 2008-03-27 15:03:07 |
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Note to self, don't piss of Ladi.
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Bad Boys on 2008-03-27 09:05:53 |
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LOL I have to say I would have been pissed too. I can't say I would have even opened the door, I'd be too afraid they were going to arrest me.
Is it against the law to wear a jacket like that... impersonating a peace officer?
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The Airport meeting on 2008-03-27 08:49:04 |
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Great visualization! I want a man in the airport to do that with me!
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Urgent Prayer Request - Please on 2008-03-27 08:21:30 |
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Allison123 - he confessed to beating the baby and shaking him. I don't think baby Camryn being vaccinated has anything to do with it. The man MURDERED his son. There is no innocence in this man.
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work on 2008-03-26 11:19:05 |
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Welcome back! I'm glad you're a quick healer, you were missed!
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Social Experiment No.1 on 2008-03-26 09:59:05 |
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LOL @ the comment exchange between you and KP. It sounds like you're going to have a lovely time. You do know one of the perks of going on a date with yourself is right? The conversation is never boring.
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Don’t even ask on 2008-03-26 09:54:39 |
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LOL I'm sorry but this is truly an awesome light hearted blog. I know that during the conversation it may not have been - but for your dear readers, I got a good chuckle and a smile out of it.
Great writing.
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In The Words Of Tupac… on 2008-03-25 13:05:26 |
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Amen sistah girl, AMEN and pass the collection plate!
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Birthdays, birthdays on 2008-03-25 12:58:28 |
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I am sitting here with the biggest buck toothed grin on my face (I dont really have buck teeth but if I did.. HELLO BUCKY).
What a wonderful birthday!
Happy B-lated to you and Crafty!
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More than just a Blog on 2008-03-25 08:31:23 |
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I hope so too. I think though right now he needs his time, I hope it's short lived and he comes back to us. I don't think he realized how valued he was to many of us.
Thanks for commenting :O)
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Life is balanced on 2008-03-24 11:54:44 |
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I agree with Bullseye- great blog. It saddens me to no end to know that your niece died so young. The heartache never goes away.
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OMG where have my boobs gone? on 2008-03-24 08:58:10 |
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I am unfortunately one of those women that has mammoth size boobs and I can't find bra's at Walmart to fit me. IF on the off chance they do have a bra that fits me, it's something my mom would wear. Totally unsexy and I walk away a bit defeated. Congrats on the weight loss, sorry about the boob loss.
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The ugly gift aftermath on 2008-03-20 13:47:59 |
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One of the guys I work with does this with his family too. He too has an ugly pink flamigo that he can't seem to get rid of.
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Lady you have poop in your shoes part 2 on 2008-03-20 13:41:24 |
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What a smelly family they'd be if they were related.
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My School Bus on 2008-03-20 12:59:27 |
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The world needs more people like you. I see a movie in the weorks with your name on it.
Keep on doing what you're doing - making a difference in the world.
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Lady you have poop in your shoes part 2 on 2008-03-20 11:04:14 |
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That reminds me of my sister in law. That girl just poops herself all the time. Anytime we hear her say, "OOPS" we know, it's too late and she's a walking poop bucket.
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i have no self-control on 2008-03-19 13:18:21 |
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If you love him you need to stop sleeping with other guys. IF you keep on cheating, you have you ask yourself why and if you're really ready to marry Billy.
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Carnies or Wallies? on 2008-03-19 12:56:51 |
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OMG this was freaking hilarious!
As always, well done.
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Mamacita on 2008-03-19 11:28:31 |
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Call her.
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What The Hell Is Going On… on 2008-03-19 10:13:42 |
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Sleep aerobics - I should try that. Heck that'd be about the only time I exercised. LOL
And the line is from the movie
Knocked Up
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Scared of a 7 year old on 2008-03-19 08:26:33 |
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Yeah - I think that's what I'm going to do. I just dont want to NOT say or do something and then something happens. You know?
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A Good Man... on 2008-03-19 08:00:27 |
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So good to see a blog from you. Was beginning to worry.
I'm glad that you and Crafty have fallen into a bit of a routine (if it can be called that).
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Wow Really? on 2008-03-17 14:16:02 |
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Gracias
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its going down the shitter!!! on 2008-03-17 09:05:30 |
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With relationships - there is seldom ever a black and white area. They are filled with grey area's, there is no simple answer.
You have to go with your heart and your gut (which can be a pain when they lead you in two different directions).
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scary afternoon on 2008-03-14 16:41:43 |
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How scary! I would have panicked. Purple rashes means they check for menigitis... scary.
I hope that he's ok.
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Side Note on 2008-03-14 15:56:48 |
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Hellz yeah girl!
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Side Note on 2008-03-14 15:21:31 |
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You should. I mean make it long enough that you can almost braid it. If it grows that fast, bead some of your leg hairs.
Because nothing say's hairy leg sexy, like hairy beaded leg hair does.
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He's watching me 4:19 Am on 2008-03-14 15:07:09 |
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It could be that you feel violated in some sense of the word. You feel as if something precious is being taken from you or being manipulated.
Definitely a dark dream.
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Urgent Prayer Request - Please on 2008-03-14 14:59:39 |
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Thank you so much!
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Side Note on 2008-03-14 14:55:13 |
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You know, you should just stop shaving now... give the dr's something to talk about.
Come on, it will be fun!
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Is there a way to Ignore? on 2008-03-14 10:29:51 |
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Will too :)
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Screamer on 2008-03-14 10:08:55 |
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OMG that is freaking awesome!!!!
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Urgent Prayer Request - Please on 2008-03-14 09:58:28 |
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tragedy too
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Urgent Prayer Request - Please on 2008-03-14 09:56:58 |
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Thanks you all! It's such a trajedy. I know that they need all the prayers and luck they can get.
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My Left Breast on 2008-03-14 09:19:20 |
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Many many prayers go out to you.
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The Toe Name on 2008-03-14 08:51:41 |
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Fantastic blog! I agree - you do have one smart toe. I do believe that my toes are all jealous of your one toe. They now have a complex. I'm doing my best to not look down at them and shame them for not being clever - but I dont want them to develop severe depression that could lead into an eating disorder.
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Oh No, He Did-Int! on 2008-03-13 17:09:58 |
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I have to say, though this blog is back from February - its entertaining. I find myself reading all your entries. Great writing stlye.
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Stuffed Sausage on 2008-03-13 16:26:32 |
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I bet if HE had a speculum used on him as he was making his prototype, he wouldn't have made it at all.
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All is quiet on 2008-03-13 15:38:41 |
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You know even though you didn't have anything to say - you were still entertaining.
And THAT says something.
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Go Suck Somewhere Else..... on 2008-03-13 15:35:51 |
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LOL I call those people the "one uppers"...
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Walked Away.......... on 2008-03-13 15:34:36 |
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I have been there and done that... sometimes I still fall back and I find myself putting myself back into the situation of almost going through it again.
Its hard... time does help though.
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There just might be (A God) on 2008-03-13 15:26:50 |
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I find you very interesting. I too am finding my walk with God. It's hard, I stumble a lot, more than I'd like to admit honestly.
I want you to know that if you need someone to talk to who is finding themselves also - I'm here.
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So tired on 2008-03-13 13:38:50 |
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LOL
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Exhaustion on 2008-03-13 10:11:37 |
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I remember when I used to pump (breastfeeding) tmi? Anyway when I'd have to pump here at work I'd go out to my car, and cover myself up - I'd start to pump and fall asleep. Thankfully I've only had one "spillage" due to it.
Mid day naps in the car, are da bomb diggity
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Stuffed Sausage on 2008-03-13 10:01:34 |
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No joke! I love how they say, "You're going to feel a little pressure" uh, no crap! And the sound of those things opening - I'm cringing at the thought. I'll stop now. LOL
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Is she kidding???? on 2008-03-12 11:16:06 |
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I believe it to an extent. If a woman bends over backwards to fulfill their mans every desire, there is still a chance he's going to cheat. Some men are just cheaters. Some men can't be happy with just one woman. If a woman gives into her mans every whim he may decide they hey, he wants a woman who's going to stand up and say no.
Damned if ya do, damned if ya don't sometimes.
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Merger on 2008-03-12 10:03:44 |
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he's got sadistic tendancies towards you... lol
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A Lot of Catching up on 2008-03-11 10:36:45 |
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Thanks
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Weekend Wrap-Up on 2008-03-11 08:42:38 |
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I love seeing the progression. I know that there's going to be set backs, in every relationship there are a few set backs... it's the rebounding and getting back to the nitty gritty that make a difference.
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Anna Grylls update Saturday 8pm on 2008-03-10 09:13:57 |
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Continued prayers for Anna. I am so glad that she's feeling better. I pray for the day that I read a blog from you about Anna up and running around again.
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Anna Grylls update Thursday 10pm on 2008-03-07 11:32:58 |
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I think about you all constantly. I pray for Anna daily, a few times a day. I hope that the cornstarch makes its way out of her lungs and she returns to the Anna that pulled her diaper off and threw spaghetti on the floor. God heals.
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