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10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier
it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the
person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't
fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache,
it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask,
no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
you moaning and groaning.
2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want,
you can always go next door!!
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Posted by Wayne on 2007-10-27 05:32:55 | Rating: | Views: 159
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Hmmm... I still like sex better...
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Posted by HornyLittlePoker
on 2007-10-27 05:37:36
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Okay, please give me that glue!
laughing hard
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Posted by kentlass
on 2007-10-27 05:38:08
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I'm writing these down.... think she'll believe any of them? lol
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-10-27 07:31:43
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hi wayne!
cool!
i'm going trick-or-treating!
then i'll lie back and have a nice smoke...
:o)
cheers!
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Posted by badlydrawnstickman
on 2007-10-27 09:59:19
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Hehe.
You are so bad Wayne.
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Posted by DifficultSoul
on 2007-10-28 08:50:38
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Very cute,These things are nice to know about, Ill try then all this trick or treat night ,Thanks Wayne
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Posted by shellyme
on 2007-10-28 08:54:42
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