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Old Farmer John was out plowing his dying crops, reflecting on how his life was slowly being destroyed. His Wife had run off with his best friend, His Daughter was in a home for un-wed mothers, his son was in prison for selling drugs,and his dog had been run over by a passing truck. As he was plowing along on his tractor it hit a large rock and the tractor tipped over on it's side pinning him half underthe tractor, in massive pain John yelled out oohhh God why me? There was a loud long rumble of thunder and then a mighty voice boomed out...I don't know John...there's just something about you that piss's me off...
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Posted by Wayne on 2007-10-30 04:05:36 | Rating: | Views: 229
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You got me smiling!
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Posted by bubblydi
on 2007-10-30 04:37:35
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that's funny.isn't that how it actually is though. hahahahaha
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Posted by chief1020
on 2007-10-30 04:38:58
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I think we've all been there. That's funny.
J
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Posted by OKOFCOURSE
on 2007-10-30 06:25:22
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Laughing - good one
[sorry, will read other entries, am so behind and doing/reading everyones blogs backwards]
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Posted by kentlass
on 2007-10-30 09:29:51
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lmao I must have been John in a previous life then.
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-10-30 10:38:42
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i agree. but johnette.i was surprised by the ending.
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Posted by Samantha2007
on 2007-10-30 17:46:42
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It's hilarious - but take it over the top...when John gets out of surgery for his injuries, he's going to write a great country song about his life and get famous!
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Posted by txblondie
on 2007-10-30 21:26:42
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Hehe.
God does have a sick sense of humor...this scenario probably really happened to someone somewhere..minus the voice from Heaven.
We all have a sick sense of humor..laughing at a joke describing such pain.
I think he would even laugh at this joke along with us.
Really, he could stop all of the pain and hardship in life, but he doesn't.
Maybe he wants us to find love and humor...even in the crap of this world.
Thanks Wayne...I had a good laugh.
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Posted by DifficultSoul
on 2007-10-30 22:45:01
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