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 Why English is tough
Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
    Posted by Wayne on 2007-11-24 04:18:39 | Rating: | Views: 81
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Wait til you get to their, there and they're!
Posted by  smilinirisheyes  on 2007-11-24 04:58:33 
  
They're saying their stuff is over there.
Posted by  Pauligan  on 2007-11-24 05:59:41 
  
My head hurts! :p lol
Posted by  scotslad60  on 2007-11-24 07:29:29 
  
whatever Scotslad said...LOL
Posted by  olp76  on 2007-11-24 08:25:43 
  
Once again......lol
Posted by  Forgetmeknot  on 2007-11-24 11:05:46 
  
*OUCH*
you are making my brain do those annoying 'squishing' sounds again - i hate when that happens :o(
:o)
Posted by  badlydrawnstickman  on 2007-11-24 12:04:21 
  
I love it.
I am intrigued with words.
No wonder I read the dictionary for fun.
I loved this.
hehe
Posted by  DifficultSoul  on 2007-11-25 01:22:11 
  
Could you just repeat all that please.
I didn't quite catch it.xx
Posted by  bubblydi  on 2007-11-25 02:56:15 
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