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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.
One day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine. "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time." Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-06-12 07:55:18 | Rating: | Views: 150
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LOL Love it.
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2008-06-13 13:27:29
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Good one, Wayne.
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Posted by Pauligan
on 2008-06-13 23:28:00
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Heard it as an unguessable Hershey's Kiss.
Hint: Something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning.
Punchline: "Spit it out. . .it's a piece of ass!"
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Posted by FauxReal
on 2008-07-04 13:14:20
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i have read it twice,still dont get it!
"assholes" is swearing words that call each other? "honey,honey" ,"assholes,assholes" .interesting!
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Posted by chenruixiang
on 2008-07-28 05:11:32
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