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Top Ten Signs your to old to Trick or Treat
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!

 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 

and last but not least...

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
Posted by Wayne on 2007-10-05 06:04:35 | Rating: | Views: 93


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Posted by
Alice
on 2007-10-05 09:52:29
 
Where on earth do you come up with these things? You are just too funny! :)
 
 

Posted by
Wayne
on 2007-10-05 11:47:55
 
I just wish I had wrote them..Laughing is my way of coping with life.I always try to find something that will make me laugh befor I watch the morning news.
 
 

Posted by
scotslad60
on 2007-10-06 15:20:19
 
This is now my top 10 things to DO on hallowe'en. lol Nice wayne. Keep em coming
 
 


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