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| Top Ten signs your a Redneck
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1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples. |
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-04-22 08:25:42 | Rating: | Views: 107
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Hey, my dog rides in my car more than anyone! Am I a redneck??? YOW! Guess he may have to take a taxi to the vets office from now on. ty 'S'
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Posted by dreampower
on 2008-04-22 11:07:42
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Some of these sound familiar. Should I be worried?
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2008-04-23 12:03:19
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he he these all sound familiar, so if we were farming in the U.S would that make us rednecks? x
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Posted by missmarie
on 2008-04-23 16:13:28
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missmarie, you are a redneck! JK! great post Wayne, I wont even begin to tell ya how "familiar" these sound to me;)
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Posted by tonyrayhutchison
on 2008-04-28 11:27:02
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