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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Posted by Wayne on 2007-12-28 06:44:58 | Rating: | Views: 88
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ha ha ha - brilliant Wayne.
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Posted by 2rivers
on 2007-12-28 09:45:51
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Now Im gonna be thinking all day. Grrr lol
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-12-28 10:06:05
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the fountain of smart would be fantastic
haha nice x
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-12-29 07:50:10
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