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| Things Not To Say During Childbirth....
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-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.
-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.
-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-02-14 08:14:23 | Rating: | Views: 103
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dude that is soo funny
ur a dude righ?
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Posted by whatonlyisee
on 2008-02-14 08:32:01
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lol Thanks for the heads up there Wayne.
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2008-02-14 08:57:02
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OMG.......I laughed so hard I think I drippled a bit............Oh the joy of giving birth...The things that happen to a womans body.............
You men will PAY one day....Kidding....
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-02-15 08:20:19
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i was born 2days b4 fathers day and my dad asked where his pressie was, my mum was in hospitall for aweek
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Posted by stevie17
on 2008-03-26 09:53:24
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