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#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
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#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an Erection, make him a sandwich
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#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to Use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks
#6 Some people are like a slinky... Not really good for anything, but you Still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital Dying of nothing.
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention To criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a Substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world Is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT :
#1 We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the Millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to Where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we Should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-03-07 08:15:06 | Rating: | Views: 122
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hahahaa, you are good.
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
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Posted by yadokta
on 2008-03-07 08:39:35
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excellent about the erection.
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Posted by flipmaster
on 2008-03-07 22:21:21
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Ha! These were great!!
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Posted by CavedogRob
on 2008-03-08 01:09:52
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That was some good shit!
Give me more!!
Although I frosty beer would also be nice with that sandwich.
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Posted by Nutshell
on 2008-03-08 10:26:55
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yeah maybe we should let the department of agriculture be in charge of immigration. lol good post!
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Posted by zypvashna
on 2008-03-08 14:41:58
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where do you get this stuff? i could use some of these lines. keep them coming.
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-03-08 14:56:28
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