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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-
year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart
attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. "
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-04-24 07:44:17 | Rating: | Views: 217
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LMAO!!!
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Posted by pitapie50
on 2008-04-24 07:53:37
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haha thats good! :)
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-04-25 06:18:58
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lmao, this is sooooooooo great!!!!!
K
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Posted by lastblastkl
on 2008-04-25 19:52:40
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hhh......a....
I've had better...
Entertaining though and wanted to say I cared
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Posted by Nutshell
on 2008-04-25 22:32:18
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LOL, it was so funny!
But I can't help feeling sorry for Katie's grandmother. :(
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Posted by Aphrodite
on 2008-04-26 10:36:16
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Love It!!
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Posted by connie1988
on 2008-04-29 08:30:18
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lol, yeah, very funny, xx
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Posted by bubblydi
on 2008-04-30 08:35:38
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