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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Sherlock.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
Watson continued, "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
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Posted by Wayne on 2007-12-26 06:48:31 | Rating: | Views: 83
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ha ha ha nice one x
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-12-26 10:34:02
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LOL, So much for the intellectuals!! Good one wayne.
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-12-26 11:07:40
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Ha! Great joke!
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Posted by CavedogRob
on 2007-12-26 16:19:23
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ha ha ha
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Posted by 2rivers
on 2007-12-28 09:49:24
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