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Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left
Posted by Wayne on 2007-12-21 07:51:04 | Rating: | Views: 81


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Posted by
Pauligan
on 2007-12-21 08:03:41
 
The last one deserves a post of it's own, Wayne.
 
 

Posted by
Inky_Me
on 2007-12-21 08:17:42
 
why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway???

why do feet smell, and noses run?
 
 

Posted by
ninjanann
on 2007-12-21 08:56:08
 
lol! very good start to the day--i'm already laughing!
 
 

Posted by
Rajah1116
on 2007-12-21 09:38:20
 
Thanks for the giggle wayne...
 
 

Posted by
bubblydi
on 2007-12-21 10:00:54
 
I love how you do these wayne.xx
 
 

Posted by
benventure
on 2007-12-21 11:05:01
 
hah
that congress one...haha
why touch the wet paint? because of my inner child wanting to finger paint again.
 
 

Posted by
scotslad60
on 2007-12-21 11:18:05
 
All so true too!
 
 

Posted by
Mamacita925
on 2007-12-21 11:41:41
 
Why is evertything sent by sea called cargo and everything by land called shipment?
 
 

Posted by
Alice
on 2007-12-22 21:15:32
 
Good one, Wayne! :)
 
 


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