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 Opposite twins
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance
to each other was their looks. If one felt it
was too hot, the other thought it was too cold.
If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed
the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in
every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other
a doom & gloom pessimist.

Just to see what would happen, on the twins'
birthday their father loaded the pessimist's
room with every imaginable toy and game. The
optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.


That night the father passed by the pessimist's
room and found him sitting amid his new gifts
crying bitterly.

"Why are you crying?" the father asked.

"Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have
to read all these instructions before I can do
anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need
batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken,"
answered the pessimist twin.

Passing the optimist twin's room, the father
found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure.
"What are you so happy about?" he asked.

To which his optimist twin replied, "There's
got to be a pony in here somewhere!"

    Posted by Wayne on 2008-06-03 03:00:00 | Rating: | Views: 89
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LOL ... ahhh very good ... verrrrry good!
Posted by  EasyToSay  on 2008-06-03 06:18:57 
  
On my b-day once, I came home from school to a bed of kinling. Only meant I was to build the fire that night before going to sleep. lol
Posted by  spiritualcoma  on 2008-06-03 12:43:42 
  
Very Cute!
Posted by  anotherdaze  on 2008-06-03 19:28:57 
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