# If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

# The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

# Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

# If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

# Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

# A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

# ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.....

# We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

# 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

# If at first you don't succeed -- try management.

# It's only unethical if you get caught.

# Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

# Never quit until you have another job.

# Work harder slaves!

# The beatings will continue until morale improves.

# If you can read this, you're not working!

# Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

# Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

# Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free.

# Succeed in spite of management.

# Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

# There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.