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No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-01-03 07:22:45 | Rating: | Views: 104
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LOL All so true too!!
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2008-01-03 09:52:46
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Wayne I always see your comments on other peoples blog and you always make me smile. I just stopped by to say hello and get to know you!
As for the flight story, you could not be more right!
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Posted by trevorjohn
on 2008-01-03 12:30:16
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Sounds like my every flight!
Although, I have been seated next to one of the best looking women on the flight.
It did nothing for me.
Never got seated to the handsome guy in the suit, with nice smelling cologne.
The pretty woman smelled like a flower garden...or should I say 1100 flower gardens.
hahaha.
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Posted by DifficultSoul
on 2008-01-03 19:33:07
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That stuff sure sounds familiar.
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Posted by Pauligan
on 2008-01-04 00:10:38
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