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1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
7. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
9. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
10. The coffee machine is broken.
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-02-02 08:51:26 | Rating: | Views: 89
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I think I have used all of these.
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Posted by Pauligan
on 2008-02-02 09:18:03
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Excellently hilarious and inventive entry!
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Posted by SubTomato
on 2008-02-02 09:20:12
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I'll keep a note of them for the next time and tick em off as I go.....
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2008-02-02 10:23:05
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Huh?
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Posted by wlamebull
on 2008-02-03 19:15:52
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