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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-01-27 08:16:52 | Rating: | Views: 127
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Im printing it out and making copies too.... :p
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2008-01-27 12:26:21
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Being a slave to our hormones is not a bundle of laughs for us women either! But I'll pass on your advice to my husband, his usual ultrasafe is to keep quiet & say nothing!
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Posted by Mumsi
on 2008-01-28 06:07:20
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After thought: Its not any type chocolate, its a particular brand specific to each & every woman - its not that difficult, why do you chaps have soooo much trouble getting it right!
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Posted by Mumsi
on 2008-01-28 06:45:26
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I could have used these directions a few times, Wayne.
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Posted by Pauligan
on 2008-01-29 04:08:05
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ha ha ha thats so cool
poor men, dont they have it tough...hahaha
xxx
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Posted by missmarie
on 2008-01-29 16:37:05
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Yes, some of us like white chocolate, some truffles, some just a plain Hershey's chocolate bar with almonds! It isn't easy, is it? Great blog!
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Posted by Ellie2008
on 2008-01-31 20:35:20
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