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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far .........
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-04-13 03:00:00 | Rating: | Views: 117
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I agree with you 150%
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Posted by roe
on 2008-04-13 17:58:30
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hehe
Isn't there only really 100%?
Or is it infinite...a million percent?
Yes, I actually have thought about that.
hahahaha...
Love you Wayne.
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Posted by DifficultSoul
on 2008-04-14 09:59:08
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Great idea, makes a great point.
here's an odd thought:
Half *ssed = 8 1 12 6 1 19 19 5 4 = 75%
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Posted by Questioned_Man
on 2008-04-14 17:38:53
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I guess I'll have to brush up on my BS, Wayne.
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Posted by Pauligan
on 2008-04-14 20:28:58
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hahahahaha love it!
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Posted by rinniez
on 2008-04-14 22:51:59
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WORKAHOLIC = 23 15 18 11 1 8 15 12 9 3 = 115% !!!
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Posted by Merlyn
on 2008-04-18 07:00:35
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