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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-05-09 08:47:51 | Rating: | Views: 211
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thats so cute
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Posted by lostarm
on 2008-05-09 19:43:42
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EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by bowman
on 2008-05-10 11:19:20
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good laugh there Wayne, thanks.
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Posted by spiritualcoma
on 2008-05-10 13:22:57
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Love it hahaha... my sense of humour!
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Posted by Merlyn
on 2008-05-10 17:36:52
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Thanks Wayne, that was worth more than I can tell you on the laugh meter.
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Posted by KaiAyn
on 2008-05-12 19:04:13
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fifty dollars is 50 one dollar bills, which has nothing to do with anything...
have a great day pal
you keep us all laughing
good job
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Posted by roe
on 2008-05-12 21:03:09
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That's worth fifty dollars, Wayne, but I'm not paying it.
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Posted by Pauligan
on 2008-05-13 07:27:06
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If I had Fifty I would.
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Posted by dawnmarie
on 2008-05-13 19:48:42
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Great post,thx for lough
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Posted by mark87
on 2008-05-15 09:53:35
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