An Old Married Couple No Sooner Hit The Pillows, When The Old Man Passes Gas And Says "touchdown...7 Points".

His Wife Rolls Over And Says "what The Hell Was That?"

The Old Man Replied "fart Football"

A Few Minutes Later His Wife Lets One Go And Says "touchdown..tie Score"

After About Five Minutes, The Old Man Farted Again And Says "aha! I'm Ahead 14-7"

Not To Be Outdone, The Wife Rips Out Another One And Says, "touchdown...tie Score"

Five Seconds Go By And She Lets Out A Little Squeaker, And Says "field Goal, I Lead By 17-14"

Now The Pressure Is On The Old Man.

He Refuses To Get Beaten By A Woman, So He Strains Real Hard.

Since Defeat Is Totally Unacceptable, He Gives It Everything He's Got, And Accidentally Sh*ts The Bed.

The Wife Says, "what The Hell Was That?"

The Old Man Says, "it's Half-time, Switch Sides"