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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows ?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?


Posted by Wayne on 2008-01-08 07:46:11 | Rating: n/a | Views: 87


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Posted by
HungryHeart
on 2008-01-09 00:41:36
 
Great points, Wayne. I especially liked the black box question.
 
 

Posted by
bubblydi
on 2008-01-09 04:39:37
 
Very funny, but a lot of them, so true.xx
 
 

Posted by
thought
on 2008-01-09 19:33:31
 
"Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?" Good idea keep thinking.

"Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?" very good ?
keep writing till you get answer.All the best.



 
 

Posted by
HornyLittlePoker
on 2008-01-10 06:22:55
 
I like the mascara one - my boy recently made fun of me while I was trying to make myself pretty. Its true though - you just can't concentrate with your mouth closed!! :-) Good post wayne!!
 
 

Posted by
KarTish
on 2008-04-27 09:32:13
 
I have an answer for you...apparently several pet food companies have trialled mouse-flavoured cat food but the cats just don't like it :) go figure
 
 


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