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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"“He said you're going to die," she replied.

    Posted by Wayne on 2008-07-07 09:20:32 | Rating: | Views: 125
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I can just feel the love. lol
Posted by  Pauligan  on 2008-07-08 06:18:02 
  
great too bad he will die
Posted by  norm4u2  on 2008-07-09 04:22:47 
  
Now, how did I know THAT was coming? Haha.. poor old chap. xx tantric xx
Posted by  tantrictouch  on 2008-07-09 18:52:09 
  
thats cute
Posted by  lostarm  on 2008-07-09 20:52:37 
  
That is sooooo funny and true. I laughed so much I made my boy friend read it
Posted by  GaurdianofFallenA...  on 2008-07-10 18:40:37 
  
Too Funny!!!
Posted by  Dogenthusiast  on 2008-07-11 08:32:07 
  
Giggle, poor guy
Posted by  Sunshine63  on 2008-07-22 01:37:31 
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