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A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.
Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!"
Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he would stay home the following day just in case.
Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex she said, "Yes!"
The man replied, "Great! Give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-02-05 08:28:23 | Rating: | Views: 166
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This sounds like a real story to me.
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Posted by Pauligan
on 2008-02-06 00:50:02
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yea could be paul lol
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2008-02-06 18:25:12
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http://www.thoughts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3861
petition to keep Wayne in thoughts, please sign x
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Posted by missmarie
on 2008-02-07 08:36:54
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Wayne better not go anywhere.
I will cry!
I do not think he wants to make me cry now.
He is John Wayne, he is tough, no one will run our sheriff out of town...hehe.
I will be the deputy, and tell someone off for you - dear Wayne.
You know that I am good at that.
I love you....
DON'T LEAVE...
Here is my x
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oh, I liked the joke too.
I wonder if the man got hit over the head with his rifle?
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Posted by DifficultSoul
on 2008-02-07 10:50:29
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What am I going to laugh at if you leave, Wayne?
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Posted by Pauligan
on 2008-02-07 16:38:55
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