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 CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)



    Posted by Wayne on 2008-03-22 09:43:16 | Rating: | Views: 98
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oh crappp, thats great thanks, ive sent my ball and chain to the store for well you know,,,, how funny peace
Posted by  bjm1  on 2008-03-22 10:42:49 
  
I think you are right about the milk carton Wayne!!!!!!!!
Peace
Posted by  trevorjohn  on 2008-03-22 11:54:17 
  
i like that lol nice one x
Posted by  missmarie  on 2008-03-25 16:50:07 
  
I always can find my laughs at your place....Thanks Wayne...
Posted by  Hollis  on 2008-03-27 16:42:30 
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