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Job Opening at the CIA
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks,......Read More

Posted on: 2008-07-02 08:13:27 | Rating:

| Views: 107 | Comments: 4 | Tags: cia

Two weeks without sex
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple......Read More

Posted on: 2008-07-03 08:00:00 | Rating:

| Views: 254 | Comments: 8 | Tags: sex

Doctors Orders
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning,......Read More

Posted on: 2008-07-07 09:20:32 | Rating:

| Views: 128 | Comments: 7 | Tags: Doctors Orders

Signs your burned out
You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell." Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, jerk!" Your garbage can IS your "in" box. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back......Read More

Posted on: 2008-07-14 07:50:30 | Rating:

| Views: 116 | Comments: 3 | Tags: Signs burned out

Thoughts on Spammers
Spammers..the only crap thats lower than whale crap and we all know where that falls to...We have been recently getting hit with Spammers from that damn WOW gold place, they are getting pretty tricky about it too, they are now heading into peoples blogs and posting their crap...there are many......Read More

Posted on: 2008-07-15 10:10:11 | Rating:

| Views: 112 | Comments: 3 | Tags: spammers

Stuck in the Middle
A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, “Dad, why don't......Read More

Posted on: 2008-07-19 08:31:48 | Rating:

| Views: 180 | Comments: 14 | Tags: sister

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers......Read More

Posted on: 2008-07-29 08:54:52 | Rating:

| Views: 92 | Comments: 1 | Tags: BBQ RULES

The Tie
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'......Read More