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Happy Birthday Thoughts.com
Happy B-day Thoughts .com one year old today !!! damn..its 3:15 am ....oh well time to get the party started. I really wasn't sure what I would find when I found Thoughts 9 months ago, I actually was looking for a place to do some advertising, I started reading the blogs and checking out the......Read More

Posted on: 2008-06-01 06:51:23 | Rating:

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The cats diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow......Read More

Posted on: 2008-06-02 03:00:00 | Rating:

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Opposite twins
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the......Read More

Posted on: 2008-06-03 03:00:00 | Rating:

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Unfortunate typo
A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to......Read More

Posted on: 2008-06-04 03:00:00 | Rating:

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The Two Pots
A Water Bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the......Read More

Posted on: 2008-06-05 08:30:59 | Rating:

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Are you a Carrot, an Egg or Coffee Bean?
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life, and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it, and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved a new one arose. Her mother took her to the......Read More

Posted on: 2008-06-08 07:40:37 | Rating:

| Views: 119 | Comments: 5 | Tags: Carrot Egg Coffee Bean

The Farmer and The Old Mule
The mule fell into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule 'braying' - or - whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of saving. Instead, he......Read More

Posted on: 2008-06-12 07:52:16 | Rating:

| Views: 85 | Comments: 1 | Tags: mule

What does it taste like
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. One day, the teacher brought in a great variety of......Read More

Posted on: 2008-06-12 07:55:18 | Rating:

| Views: 129 | Comments: 6 | Tags: taste

Things Republicans Believe
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against......Read More

Posted on: 2008-06-15 07:54:54 | Rating:

| Views: 98 | Comments: 2 | Tags: Republicans

Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions inthe seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern......Read More