1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-05-02 08:38:48
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# No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. # When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. # If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. # They... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-05-03 07:25:38
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Being a jerk can be fun. It gives you a feeling of dominance over others; you are more important then the rest. You are the wolf among a flock of sheep; people fear you, and therefore look up to... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-05-04 08:34:42
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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-05-09 08:47:51
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I think I know what will be at the end of my rainbow now, it will be filled with my success's and and failures and how I handled them all. My Thoughts,My dreams,and what i have done through out... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-05-14 16:22:20
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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-05-18 08:45:30
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In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs to the following experiments: Exposure... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-05-21 07:10:46
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-05-23 07:08:35
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I went to the store yesterday evening to get some of my favorite refreshment, outside the store was a little girl about seven or eight years old I would guess, with a box of kittens, I could tell... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-05-26 07:58:32
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Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.... Read More
Posted by: Wayne on 2008-05-28 07:01:37
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