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Arkansas Laws
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-01 10:43:01 | Rating:

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California Laws
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. Bathhouses are against the law. In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-01 10:45:03 | Rating:

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Colorado Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed) It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-02 08:02:50 | Rating:

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Connecticut Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays. The marriage of imbeciles and......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-02 08:04:32 | Rating:

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Driving Tips
When using a metered entrance ramp, vehicles in the carpool lane do not need to stop. Similarly, vehicles NOT in the diamond lane also do not need to stop. If, at any time, you have witnessed a green light, it is okay to proceed through the intersection, regardless of the current color of......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-03 07:20:21 | Rating:

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Laws For Frequent Flyers
No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed. Flights never leave from......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-03 07:22:45 | Rating:

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Run over the rooster
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-04 07:44:28 | Rating:

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in need of food
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-04 07:48:06 | Rating:

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Employee reviews
1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig." (2) "His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity.' (3) "I would not allow this employee to breed." (4) "This employee is really not......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-05 09:07:32 | Rating:

| Views: 76 | Comments: 1 | Tags: Employee reviews

YOU MAY NEED A NEW PSYCHIC IF
* He keeps shaking black crystal ball and says, "Ask again later." * Every time you draw the Death card, she yells "Go Fish!" * Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week. * His idea of an "out of body experience" involves......Read More