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Chemistry of the sexes
Chemistry of the sexes Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very......Read More

Posted on: 2007-10-01 04:09:26 | Rating:

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Who Do I look like?
A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it.... The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blade......Read More

Posted on: 2007-10-02 05:02:38 | Rating:

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20 Years
A Woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the......Read More

Posted on: 2007-10-03 06:28:43 | Rating:

| Views: 97 | Comments: 1 | Tags: years

Oregon Soldiers
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Oregon soldier is better than ten Taliban." The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues......Read More

Posted on: 2007-10-03 06:37:28 | Rating:

| Views: 98 | Comments: 1 | Tags: soldier oregon

Damn Good Chili
3lb pot roast 2 14.5 oz cans Muir Glen fire roasted diced tomatoes with green chilies 1 14 oz can Ralphs beef broth 1 large yellow onion 6 cloves garlic 2 fresh pastilla chilies 2 fresh jalapeño peppers 2 fresh "anaheim" chiles 2 fresh yellow chiles 2 tsp......Read More

Posted on: 2007-10-03 07:05:39 | Rating:

| Views: 85 | Comments: 0 | Tags: chili

Great Moments of Forgotten Texas History
March 6, 1836 On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall. Col. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were up there already. As the three gazed at the hordes of (people) moving steadily......Read More

Posted on: 2007-10-03 07:19:32 | Rating:

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Hillary and the Cowboy
Senator Hillary Clinton was on a plane to Montana and finds herself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans, and a cowboy hat. Thinking herself above the old cowboy, she decides to make sport of him. "You know," she says, "I've heard......Read More

Posted on: 2007-10-03 07:44:51 | Rating:

| Views: 83 | Comments: 1 | Tags: cowboy

Bush turns his back on kids
Bush thinks its ok to spend billions on the war in Iraq (which shouldnt have ever happened) but wont spend even a 10th of that amount to help American kids....he vetoed the childrens health care bill saying its to much like government health care...Considering the amount we have wasted on the......Read More

Posted on: 2007-10-03 10:51:14 | Rating:

| Views: 87 | Comments: 3 | Tags: bush children

Words and their meanings
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)......Read More