Once there was this mountain man who came into town. He goes to the local bar and has a drink. He asks the bartender, "Where can a guy get a woman around here?"
The bartender says, "There are no women around here but we have Joe in the back room." The mountain man replies, "No thanks, I don't go for that kind of thing." Then he leaves and goes back up into the mountains.
Three months pass, and the mountain man comes back into town and goes to the bar again. He asks the bartender if there are any women in town. The bartender tells him once again no but they have Joe in the back room. The mountain man says, "Naw, I don't go for that kind of thing."
Six months pass, and again the mountain man comes into town. He goes to the bar again and asks, "Are there any women in town"? The bartender says, "No, but we still have Joe in the back room."
The mountain man thinks for a moment and asks, "Say I was to go for Joe in the backroom there - Who would know?"
The bartender says, "Nobody but you, me, Joe and the two guys it takes to hold him down. Joe don't go for that kinda thing either."
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