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Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park when one was attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But, I'm not a Niners' fan," the boy replied.

"Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.

"No, I'm not a Raiders' fan either," the boy said.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Cowboys' fan." replied the boy.

The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."

    Posted by Wayne on 2007-12-22 08:32:29 | Rating: | Views: 87
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Hahahahahahaha! Hilarious! Great entry.
Posted by  SubTomato  on 2007-12-22 08:57:41 
  
Lmao I love it. I am a die hard 49ers fan!!
Posted by  Forgetmeknot  on 2007-12-22 10:32:47 
  
LOL, too funny!, thanks for tha laugh this early in the morning
Posted by  tonyrayhutchison  on 2007-12-22 10:54:46 
  
LOL Love the power of the press
Posted by  scotslad60  on 2007-12-22 11:41:18 
  
Great post Wayne! LOL!
Posted by  wlamebull  on 2007-12-22 12:27:01 
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