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| 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
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10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE ROAD.
8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
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Posted by Wayne on 2008-01-06 08:05:31 | Rating: | Views: 105
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Uh huh, I'm taking mental notes of these.......lol
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Posted by Forgetmeknot
on 2008-01-06 13:34:09
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10 Reasons why Women Favor Handguns over Men:
10. YOU CAN TRADE IN THAT OLD COLT 45 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED (OR NEEDED).
9. YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME AND HAVE AS MANY AS YOU CAN PACK FOR THE ROAD.
8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN AND TELL HER SO, SHE WILL PROBABLY TELL YOU WHERE SHE BOUGHT IT.
7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. IN FACT, SPARE MAGAZINES ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. HOWEVER, IT UNDERSTANDS YOU WILL UPGRADE IT FOR A BETTER MODEL AND ONLY BRING IT BACK OUT FOR NOSTALGIC PURPOSES.
5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE, OR PURSE SPACE, OR UNDER THE PILLOW SPACE.
4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. THERE IS NO VIAGRA NEEDED FOR A HANDGUN, A DEFINITE PLUS SINCE FEMALE HANDGUNS HAVE A LARGER SHOT CAPACITY THAN MALE HANDGUNS.
3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?, NOR WILL IT PANIC BECAUSE IT IS FACING THE FLOOR AND COULD NOT FIRE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. NOR DOES IT MIND (OR KNOW FOR THAT MATTER) THAN YOU ARE USING ANOTHER HANDGUN TO MUCH BETTER EFFECT AFTER THE FIRST GUN HAS FIRED PREMATURELY AND INEFFECTIVELY.
1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN. AND, AS WE ALL KNOW, SILENCERS JUST MAKE THAT BARRELL LONGER, THE TRUE GIFT OF THE "SOUNDS OF SILENCE".
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Posted by sunstreaked
on 2008-01-06 22:03:07
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