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| Calling America!!! |
Hi all my American friends.
It gives me great pleasure to announce that I have been given the honour of the British Nation to offer Our best wishes on this your very special day. We, as a nation have always been gracious to our colonial friends and when we move on from a country we once owned, we always like to leave that country and its residents remembering fondly of the gift of their freedom. I know many of you believe that you fought fo your Independence and fought hard and to be fair you gave us a nasty little graze that was sore for weeks.
I'd just like to point out that the British already had a hobby in Europe, fighting the French, the Russians and basically anyone else in Europe that deserved it and the king of the time (Bless him) seemed to think that letting you have your way with the little temper tantrum that you guys threw would calm you down faster than any other way. Personally I would have given you a few hershey bars, maybe even one each,but i digress.
So with the honour bestowed on me I wish all you guys a happy 4th of July Independance day and I'm glad to see that you guys have almost done as good a job with it as we would have done if we hadn't been such a kind and generous nation. Its nice to know that after all this time you still look upon us as a big brother who has got your back.
Well done you.
From all of us in Britain. ( Who used to own the world before you.)
Thank you
And for those without a sense of humour....I'm kidding! :o)
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Posted by Waasyon on 2009-07-04 15:21:33 | Rating: | Views: 38
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