The Loser Girlfriend.

Alright guys, I wasn’t gonna leave you out to dry like that. I’ve run across my fair share of loser girlfriends. You know the ones I’m talking about, you latched on to her like a leech and wouldn’t let go. Now guys, nobody blames you for your choice of women, or choice to stay. Whatever you call her, the old lady, the ball and chain, the other half, she’s yours.

In case you are not sure if she’s a keeper or not, here are some warnings that you have a loser girlfriend:

1. She is devoted completely to you from the get go. WARNING!: She has no life, she has no self worth and she is looking to you to replace her Daddy.
2. She calls you just to say ‘Hi’ more than once a day. WARNING!: She is checking up on you, whether you are at work, home or play.
3. She has had none or an ungodly amount of boyfriends. WARNING!: She is immature and still in high school mentally, or she is trying to fill a void in her left by the loser boyfriends before you.
4. She is an extremely homely looking girl and you are still with her. WARNING!: Apparently she can do one thing really well, or maybe she can further your career. Either way, not good reasons to hold on to anybody.
5. She is more than happy to put her life on hold for you. WARNING!: This is not a good thing. A woman who will live vicariously through you will eventually want to run your life.
6. She has given up caring for her skin, her hair, or her figure. WARNING!: She has grown complacent in the relationship and you no longer hold her interest. This is a precursor to an affair.
7. She spends too much time caring for her skin, her hair, or her figure. WARNING!: She IS having an affair. Remember when she put that much effort into look good for you? Well, now she’s doing it for someone new.
8. She thinks both of your careers are more important than settling down. WARNING!: She wants to be able to leave you in a moment for the newer, faster, better, richer model.
9. You know she knows you are the loser boyfriend and she stays with you anyway. WARNING!: Make sure your bank account is well guarded, as well as your penis, because you never know who’s been making withdrawals and deposits.
10. She still calls her Daddy, ‘Daddy’. WARNING!: She has approval issues and she really means it when she calls YOU that. Ewwwwwwwww! (see warning 1)

I’m not saying which of those I was, I think we women can be guilty of at least one in our lifetimes. But guys, if you can apply more than a couple to her right now, you may want to take a second look. This is not a guide, but remember, this is from a woman, and can I be a bigger b***h or what?

~Tet~