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Bra Shopping!
It all started when the underwire in my current fave bra began to shuffle loose its bonds. Oh, I struggled with it for a couple of days, kept adjusting the underwire, sliding it back into place. But this wire was determined to keep poking me in the sensitive area of my armpit and the under part of my arm I refer to as “the grandma flap”.
By the third day, I had reverted to my back up bra, the one with the bra straps that are just a little loose and the little sliders never stay where they are supposed to. So I start out the day with the girls held high, but by the end of the day, they are resting nicely on my rib cage. Are you getting the picture?
So I take myself to the lingerie department at *insert any major department store here, cos I went to them all* and begin to try on the torture devices known as bras.
That’s when I remember the 10 reasons I hate bra shopping:
1. I’m sorry, with that many hooks it is a straight jacket.
2. With those straps, who needs shoulders?
3. What the heck do I need padding for? I have double d’s, hello?!
4. No, I don’t want you to measure me! (perv)
5. You mean “quadro-boob” is not IN this season?
6. No really, I like them that pointy.
7. Beige is the new black.
8. I wonder if I attach a deckchair to this if I could sail away?
9. How on Earth can this make them a size smaller? (see number 5)
10. I’M NOT PAYING THAT MUCH UNLESS IT COMES WITH A NEW SET OF BOOBS TOO!
And, as usual, I walk out with the same style of bra I have worn for years now. Same colors, as in none, same darn bra I get every time. So why do I put myself through the shame and humiliation? Well, I have to have something to complain about, otherwise I would be doing this:
“I have BIG BOOBS, I have BIG BOOBS, neener, neener, neener!”
~Tet~
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Posted by VarahnTet on 2008-05-10 22:17:51 | Rating: | Views: 53
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hahaha, I understand you completely..Only I am not as stacked..just a simple b for this gal....You should just try on all kinds and colors...Something about a new bra just makes me a happy girl...
even if no one gets to see the pretty colors except the hubby and my self...
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-05-10 23:14:11
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