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And now for real life disgusting stuff ~

I am preparing for a colonoscopy.

The lemon lime crap went down so so.... now these two gallons forced down ~ geeeesh.

You would think since I have not been able to eat for a about a week ~ well unless you count the broths I threw up ~ there would be nothing to 'clean out'.

No pooper scooper needed here ~

but hold on ~ while I head to the bathroom again!!

    Posted by UniversalSeductress on 2009-11-05 11:31:35 | Rating: | Views: 190
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I had the extreme "Pleasure" of having this, picture if you will, someone trying to stuff a football up your butt.That is what it seems like anyway.
Posted by  skip1957  on 2009-11-05 11:36:24 
  
Well lucky me I git to be anesthetized. I dont need any piccies... already seen some before.
Posted by  UniversalSeductress  on 2009-11-05 11:37:43 
  
Heck, I drink it setting on the thrown. Friends say i'm odd, I ask wanna try it?
Posted by  smitty41  on 2009-11-05 11:38:43 
  
Yeah well I am peeing this out mighty fast... brb
Posted by  UniversalSeductress  on 2009-11-05 11:40:52 
  
Uni,

You always manage to endear me to you more with every post!

- Thom

Posted by  Hugh_Pizmehoff  on 2009-11-05 11:39:10 
  
Oh poopy the Squirrel is back!! ~ little evil grin ~
Posted by  UniversalSeductress  on 2009-11-05 11:41:34 
  
Oh ick! The 'prep' is the worse part. I had to drink the stuff for a sigmoidoscopy and I threw it up as it was way too much to drink (not to mention tasted disgusting). I hope the test result comes back 'clean'. BIG HUGS to US. sad frowns from me. Poor baby. Sending good thoughts and little prayers your way.
Posted by  vestigesofhermind  on 2009-11-05 11:48:58 
  
Usually the prep is the worst part... but since I have already been thru this before in its greater capacity.... the immediate afterwards is worse in my little eyes. Oh well. I have resigned myself to this.

Thnx for the hugs and the prayers.
Posted by  UniversalSeductress  on 2009-11-05 12:09:44 
  
US...God love you honey, that is the pits right there. Been there done that and lived to tell. Here is praying for a positive outcome..and for it to be a week from now already. I hate these thingies. (((hugs)))

peace :) shemelts
Posted by  shemelts  on 2009-11-05 12:30:37 
  
icky poopoo!!! doesn't sound like a very good breakfast to me...:( I hope your reward is a good report... I'll have some cocoa and marshmallows for you when you are done...
Posted by  Olla  on 2009-11-05 12:34:59 
  
No thanks. I'll skip that please. My parents get them regularly. I don't need anything even similar. That's a single direction orifice.
Posted by  Tony51203  on 2009-11-05 14:48:10 
  
I too get this "pleasure" regularly.. but what you gotta do ya gotta do. God coulda designed this system a little better, seems like..
Posted by  pastormike  on 2009-11-05 15:16:57 
  
Ouch, well good luck I guess.
Posted by  IrishMike6464  on 2009-11-06 00:15:51 
  
I have had a colonoscopy every couple of years since my Mom died young of colon cancer 13 years ago....a friend of mine gets to take pills, which just doesn't seem fair...like you, I have to drink that disgusting stuff and try not to throw up!!!! Good luck with your test...I pray everything comes out okay (no pun intended) Hugsxx
Posted by  DaisyConfused  on 2009-11-06 10:40:18 
  
*making a mental note of the experiences shared here ... not so sure I'll want this*

You are in my thoughts and prayers, Kate
Holding you in my Heart every moment ...

I Love You
xxxxxxx

Posted by  RedTanga  on 2009-11-06 13:54:23 
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