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(As if you really cared to know.)
I think the most important thing to know about me is that I am predictably unpredictable. Ask one person and they'll tell you I'm an obnoxiously anal retentive intellectual type. Ask another and you'll be told that I'm a complete and total goofball. Ask someone else, I'm a diva, slightly stuck up and more than a tad bit of a snob. Ask yet another, I'm that crazy chick that you encounter at a stop light who's bouncing around in her car and singing along with Lil Wayne, not giving a damn. Ask my mom, and she'll probably tell you to run for your life.
I am all of these things. And I am so much more.
To be sure, my online persona can be a little misleading. I'm cautious with people I know, so imagine how I am with people that I don't know. The handful of trusted online confidants that I have is so small that I can literally count them on one hand and have fingers to spare. When it comes to sharing your true self (and by that, I mean your deepest inner thoughts and feelings) the fewer people that have this information, the better. Especially if you happen to be a privacy whore like I am. Unfortunately, I am also an opinionated arsehole so if you don't like that type, this is probably not the blog you want to frequent.
I am not the girl that other girls grab hold of and invite to the bathroom with them when they're out and about. I roll solo as a general rule and I have only one real life female friend. The rest of my friends are more like what I refer to as my homies. We hang together. We meet up and do lunch. We may hit a bar occasionally. And although I look the part of a very girlie girl, I am actually just one of the boys. At the same time, regardless of the company I happen to be keeping, I always demand to be treated like a lady.
Seems confusing, I know.. but not in my world.
I'm a Southern woman. My accent is not harsh, not hick, not hillbilly, and not country. It is proper and Southern. Vowels are pronounced softly but when I need you to pay attention to what I have to say, I know how to speak with authority. In the office, I run schitte. In real life, people are usually intimidated when they first meet me. At home, I'm the quintessential homemaker. I love doing laundry. In love, I'm hopeless.
If I really wanted to, I could fool the online world into believing that I was a man because I don't feel the need to express myself very emotionally as is indicative of a more feminine personality. When I have posted my picture in the past, many (if not most) did not even believe that it was me. Hence, I shall no longer be posting a picture. I'll never be anonymous but I'm not interested in being the main event either.
I could go on, but I'm already beginning to bore myself so I'll spare you the gory details. Meanwhile, I just realized that it was Awesome's post describing some male online person that inspired me to write this to begin, so if you didn't like it, please send all complaints to her inbox.
And do have a nice day.
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Posted by Unforgotten on 2009-11-07 18:05:23 | Rating: | Views: 361
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