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On Tuesday, John McCain will announce his choice for VP. The Arizona Senator will reveal his selection in the upcoming issue of the National Enquirer due out Tuesday.
McCain made his final decision at a recent concert he attended with his children. Sources close to the senator, speaking on the condition of anonymity, say the senator made his choice based on what he thought was the best direction for his campaign and the country. "He chose a running-mate with the name recognition that will surely offset Obama's popularity," the source stated. McCain's campaign has had difficulty pulling ahead in a thus far even battle for the November election. "This is the boost John's campaign needed," another Washington insider was quoted as saying.
Experts speculate that his pick will net him 90% of Obama's supporters. This demographic, referred to as "Tabloiders", make political decisions based purely on style and appearances and are considered fairly easy to manipulate. The 10% thought to be untouchable by the McCain boosters, the "Amoebaes" (Leftwing Politicians, Hollywood-types and College Academia), can't be swayed due to their lack of central-nervous systems and their mutualistic parasitic existence.
His choice: Hannah Montana (aka. Miley Cyrus)
McCain, famous for crossing party lines, proves again that he is the party maverick that many claim. His pick already has the opposition rethinking their decision on whom to support. Former Obama supporters, upon hearing the rumors, were quoted as saying "she sings real pretty", and one stated that he likes the way you can spell her name "backwards and forwards: H-A-N-N-A-H, and it's the same-cool." Even House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-California) seemed smitten by McCain's choice, "I liked the way she and her dad cuddled in the photographs released earlier this year". Another politically savvy Obama supporter pointed to the singer's actual last name (Cyrus) as an ingenious way to attract Obamites " cause former Carter Secretary of State Cyrus Vance has the same name".
Oh what a political season this is shaping up to be.
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Posted by URthere4IM on 2008-07-27 11:46:20 | Rating: | Views: 52
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Maybe he should choose Hillary Clinton?
That would get him a few million democratic votes, and many million republican prayers for his continued good health.
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Posted by GaryR
on 2008-07-28 17:21:41
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