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20 questions about bathrooms
1. Why is the tube for TP much larger than would ever be necessary?
With all of the stark claims of Charmin, White Cloud, and all of the other ’bog roll’ makers that their rolls are the longest ones out there, I propose that the TP tube be made smaller. I have yet to see a holder that was the same size as the tube, they are about half the size typically. We live in a time when TP shortage is not taken lightly, my friends. My hope is that this short rebuttal with spur a lobbyist group to go to Washington with the intentions of changing the TP tube world. Then, those confined rolls could hold about 80 more sheets of wiping power and just think of how fun it would be to see that little tube spin super fast when you got to the end of the roll.
2. Am I the only one that thinks bathrooms with windows is a dumb idea?
The bathroom is the one place that I can find nude solace. In fact, every time I set foot in a bathroom I feel as though I owe it to the bathroom to be naked while I’m in there. So who is the guy that thinks “hey, why don’t we put a window right here, right in the bathroom.”? Thanks for ruining the mood. My dear friend the bathroom, whom I can usually trust, marred by a window to the outside world.
3. Why would anyone situate a mirror such that you could watch yourself urinate?
This is complete madness! I have been in more than several home bathrooms with large, wall-covering mirrors fastened directly behind the throne and every time I do, I find myself perplexed and disgusted at the sight of a man peeing directly in front of me. My immediate defense therefore is to close my eyes, leaving my pee stream to find it’s own way home. Lassie’s pee may be capable of this, mine however, is not.
4. Is having the double sink really a luxury, how often are both sinks being used?
Another dumb idea passed off as ‘fancy’. I could understand having two toilets in a bathroom because sometimes when your mind says “….just hold on a minute” you body is saying “GET OUT OF THE WAY, I CAN’T HOLD HIM ANY LONGER!!”. How often have you found that you simply cannot wait to wash your hands or do your hair?(Those of you having OCD please disregard) Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury; YES to multiple toilets, NO to multiple sinks.
5. Is the fact that I never use washcloths weird, or are there others out there?
I realize that I’m probably in the minority on this one, however I can’t bring myself to use a washcloth in the shower and think it’s efficient. Just give me a bar of soap. Oh, wait. Upon further consideration of the subject, it seems to me that maybe women use the wash cloths when they shave their legs,…gosh, now I’m all confused. Are the washcloths used primarily for shaving?? To find out I plan on showering with a woman,……in the near future,…..it’s for the sake of science
....to be continued
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Posted by Turbobrett on 2008-06-05 22:40:23 | Rating: | Views: 32
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